The story
There is no utility. There is no roadmap. There is a cat made of breakfast pastry who has been flying in a straight line for over a decade, and who now wears the cap of a man famous for redistributing other people's money.
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Robinhood Chain · pons launchpad
$NYAN
Half pop-tart, half outlaw.
Nyan Cat has been flying on rainbow since 2011. Somewhere over Sherwood he picked up a green cap and kept going — straight onto Robinhood Chain, where the name finally fits.
There is no utility. There is no roadmap. There is a cat made of breakfast pastry who has been flying in a straight line for over a decade, and who now wears the cap of a man famous for redistributing other people's money.
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You need ETH on that chain for both the purchase and gas.
Connect the wallet holding your ETH. The curve is quoted in native ETH, so there is no pair token to acquire first.
Enter an amount and confirm. Price comes off a constant-product bonding curve, so early buys fill cheaper and every buy moves the price up for the next one.